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Oh, There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, he came riding to Whiterun from Ole Rorikstead. The braggart did swagger and brandish his blade as he told of bold battles and gold he had made. But he went quiet did Ragnar the Red when he met the shieldmaiden Mathilda who said... "Oh you you talk and you lie, and you drink all our mead. Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!" And so then came clashing and slashing of steel as the brave lass Mathilda charged in full of zeal! And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more... When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor