Last one to post here wins

Don't blow smoke at me missy! That's plain rude. That reminds me of when vaping became a thing and people started doing it everywhere cause it was sold as "Not Actually Smoking." Had a gig where I worked customer service and there was a man and a woman that chain vaped. At the time there were no rules on vape and having grown up with smokers I had no issues with them doing so. That was until they made a habit of walking up to me to blow it directly into my face. I mean that as I said. They would lean across the counter on purpose to do it. The woman was attractive and always kept her shirt open so I let her slide. But the second the dude did it I confronted him immediately. I asked politely for him to smoke after we're done doing business. He cocked an attitude saying I had no business talking to a customer that way. He was baiting a fight, yet being on camera it was true I couldn't lay hands without throwing away my future for pissing match. True it was a matter of respect not health and I reminded him of that before he left. Month later the two were banned from the mall I worked out of because they of course pissed off a number of shops as well as security. It was what it was. Again, nothing against smoking, but respect is respect. If the had not been banned I probably would have bummed a cigar off my father to light in front of him when he walked up to the counter. I told my boss that that's what I was going to do the next time he came in. I was fully prepared to be written up for compliance. But man it would have been the most satisfying smoke I'd ever had blowing it right back in that sucka's dumbass face!

Cause of that long winded post about smoking that I barely read. I am switching themes https://safebooru.org//samples/3574/sample_66adf792d9d748f226cea30a8833cd7fe993b5ca.jpg?3721214

@verucassault So is my pride.

I like the aesthetic of it. If it wasn't bad for me and it wasn't so bitter I'd probably smoke. https://safebooru.org//samples/3573/sample_1a95e204337c37388af97bff6d45e5032612b49c.jpg?3720422

If you'd taken the time to read my riveting tale of pride and prejudice you'd have known it is not smoking that bothered me. It's people's pompass privileged attitude of being disrespectful. Poor manners makes a poorer man. Also I specifically hate VAPE because of that experience. Regular cigarettes or cigars are cool in my book. Just don't walk up to me to directly blow it on my face with a smug look. Unless you're a woman with nice tits. Then do as you like.