Last one to post here wins

You see the problem is the people claiming to win are being overruled by the others claims to win. Eons ago this thread was once overseen by many but those people have slowly fallen for the fight to the throne. Slowly but surely soon this thread will claim all but one and even then you must ask yourself was it worth it. That nice throne made out of metal. All to yourself so quite you can here the clack and echo as you sit down on it.

Hmm a thread all to myself? That sounds like something I SHOULD KILL FOR. All of the ones who post after me will be hunted down.