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augos
Aug 12, 13 at 3:25am
‘Be-Nice-To-Guppies Day’ As I ignore the science class and admire the little fish, a middle-aged woman/classmate approaches me and asks “Um excuse me, where are the little nets to catch the fish?” I point at the little nets to catch the fish. “Oh, ok. And where are the glass dishes to put the fish in?” I point at the glass dishes to put the fish in. “Oh.” She scoops up a little fish from the tank and dumps it onto the glass dish. As she walks away to her microscope I interrupt and ask “Aren’t you gonna give it some water so it doesn’t die?” She spins around, puts on a satirical smile and asks back, “What is this, ‘Be-Nice-To-Guppies Day’?” “Yes.” At first, a pause of shock, then she laughs so violently that her head tilts back like a PEZ dispenser. I can see the ceiling of her mouth. She strolls away, still laughing. I turn around and resume admiring the fish.
momoichi
Aug 12, 13 at 7:02am
=.= poor fishy, this is y I hate ppl :D THERE ALL FISH KILLERS! really what psycho gets off by watching a fish choke.
augos
augos @augos commented on True Story
Aug 12, 13 at 7:08am
I wanted to say "Everyday is be-nice-to-guppies day" but it didn't come out that way.
momoichi
Aug 12, 13 at 7:22am
the storys more interesting :P u sood change the title to "y is humanity such a dick"
augos
augos @augos commented on True Story
Aug 12, 13 at 5:55pm
Next time i'll rescue an animal in this sort of situation. I was naive not to...
momoichi
Aug 13, 13 at 3:31am
did the fish die i.i?
augos
augos @augos commented on True Story
Aug 13, 13 at 3:42am
unknown... ( -. -)
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