What's the weirdest dream you ever had?

Racing ninja-monks on dirt bikes (in an open field I used to frequent as a kid) while riding my mountain bike and the dream would randomly cut to the inside of a Big-5 or other sporting goods store where the monks and I would be shooting hoops for fun. Back to the race. Back to the hoops. Wtf dream.

A giant sumo statue crushing everyone...WHY?!?

Well, I was sliding around Food City in my socks with a black cape. Whenever someone would approach me I would stare at them and say "I'm Batman" and slide way.

I'm falling from the top of a skyscraper, and instead if hitting the ground I fell through it and all the way through the earth to the other side of the planet and up into the air then into space. I started to drift through space for a long time. I drifted pass all the planets until I left the solar system, then I drifted even further until I left the galaxy. I drifted for a long time, eventually I couldn't see the star light. Nothing but black. There was this new feeling. It wasn't sadness and it wasn't joy. I sat there for eternity to figure out what this new feeling was. Then I woke up.

I forget most of the details, but I once had a dream about my family owning this mega huge department store / mall of some kind. In the basement was a skating rink and one day these two people dressed as chickens started skating in the rink and no one really cared since they were like a tourist attraction but they ended up creating a zombie-apocalypse scenario. No one could enter the mall, no one could leave. The two chicken people began hunting everyone down. There was also something about an assassin cat and the Teen Titans on a seesaw.