*Ganondorf smirks as I grab Loli and performs Ganoncide*
Fighting Ninjas is easy. Just kill them while they do a speech.
I've seen too much hentai so I know how this would end... X3
can I just invite them to a tea party :3
I would hire Cory to protect me with his unmatched taijutsu skills.
Kill or be kill
Strip and hope i can hold their attack off or change their mind about killing me, with my sexy body ;D