What Terminal is Spirit Airlines at LAS
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What Terminal is Spirit Airlines at LAS
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What Terminal is Spirit Airlines at LAS
Gabriel @gabriel_true
I'm sorry to say this Dennis, but after reviewing the medical test results we've concluded that what you have is indeed "terminal."
You've got six months to live.
Have you thought about planning a trip to Hawaii? There's this classic movie about a man with terminal cancer sky diving into an active volcano as his last hoorah!
If you would be interested I wouldn't mind starting a donation thread so we can afford to book you that flight over Mt. Kilauea.
Please let us help in your time of need, Dennis. I want your final moments to be memorable and to not waste what precious little time you've left becoming frustrated and lost or worrying over the cost of feeling alive again just one last time.
The sign couldn't be more clear, Dennis! Take the plunge into a volcano on your next terminal visit to Hawaii!
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