The Library of Background Noise

https://youtu.be/GuSGAVwBYiw?si=H75qhKwAKRvjq3Rq LOL

Part 1 https://youtu.be/ajMviq2j7ic?si=RBPgTMCmzOrhLlfH Part 2 (with the body cam) https://youtu.be/p5BplZwN-KA?si=NQjl7v7_H3jqH1K9 Get fucked lmao https://youtu.be/gSgZ7UOA2X8?si=DE0ywgZEaCpLv7Gi

The bicyclist is much smaller than my uncle, but he has almost the same exact face. For a second I thought it was my uncle as he does bicycle quite a bit even though he broke his neck years ago going downhill on a mountain out west and shattered his collar bone. Said the handlebars detached upon hitting a rough patch of gravel.

https://youtu.be/z7TA9aAcJx4?si=d23JZMh1FetYrG2p https://media1.tenor.com/m/q23CDiCBt6oAAAAC/wink-eye-wink.gif

I am deeply invested in his vampire's explanation for going to the DMV. I wonder if he'll ever elaborate in detail how a vampire applies for a CDL, haha! But I must say the detail to sound effects with that repeated visceral slurping is actually making me gag a little. Ouch! Ew...ehhh...oof. Why am I feeling this through simply listening? Good thing I didn't wear headphones. Also loved the random Gatorade ad placement. As a blood donor myself I get the humor, haha!