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More Questions: 1. As you're drinking your tea, your friend is taking pictures of this pretty place. Sé(gender neutral pronoun in my native language, you can insert whatever you want in its place) trips over a bit of uneven floor and falls face first. What do you do? 2. A few of the more well dressed guests glare in your direction and are whispering. Do you do anything? 3. At last a beautiful four tiered gold tower of treats arrives at your table. Quietly the waitress lights a little candle for your friend's birthday on a tiny little cupcake just for them. Do you sing happy birthday to them or let them enjoy the moment quietly? 4. It was a nice day out, but it seems to be turning stormy rather quickly. A little girl at another table seems to shiver from the thunder in the distance. Are you afraid of thunder? 5. If you could imagine four courses on this tower, what would you most like to be eating with your drinks?

1. Depending on how they fell...laugh at them while helping them up and ask her if she is okay, and if she fell hard I'd immediately help her up 2. Probably stare at them but grab my friend and ignore them. If they are saying rude stuff we don't pay attention to the words of fools anyway lol 3. I would sing for her, but if she got embarrassed I'd stop and enjoy the quiet moment 4. I'm not. I find thunderstorms relaxing 5. Sandwiches, pizza, tacos and salads XD

More Questions: 1. As you're drinking your tea, your friend is taking pictures of this pretty place. Sé(gender neutral pronoun in my native language, you can insert whatever you want in its place) trips over a bit of uneven floor and falls face first. What do you do? Help them up while laughing. Scatterbrain. XD ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. A few of the more well dressed guests glare in your direction and are whispering. Do you do anything? I doubt anyone is wearing a $1600 furisode made in 1894 in Nagoya. But chances are they're saying racist things, so ignore it unless the try to cause trouble. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. At last a beautiful four tiered gold tower of treats arrives at your table. Quietly the waitress lights a little candle for your friend's birthday on a tiny little cupcake just for them. Do you sing happy birthday to them or let them enjoy the moment quietly? Quitely! My bestie hates the limelight as much as I do. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. It was a nice day out, but it seems to be turning stormy rather quickly. A little girl at another table seems to shiver from the thunder in the distance. Are you afraid of thunder? I observe the little girl to make sure she doesn't get too scared. It's just my nature to look after little ones. I love thunder and rain. So I feel a thing called 'natsukashii' or a bittersweet nostalgia. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. If you could imagine four courses on this tower, what would you most like to be eating with your drinks? Depends, but l love trying different seasonal treats. If it's summer peaches and mint are soooo good. If it's autumn I love pumpkin, squash, and acorns. If it's winter mikan and potatoes. If it's spring, mango and radishes.

More questions: 1. You've enjoyed your time at the tea house and are getting ready to leave when it really looks like awful weather outside. The little girl looks afraid to leave. Do you do anything? 2. Suddenly the cat hisses and darts inside doin' the heck and frighten. Kitty thinks you're relatively safe and attempts to climb up your leg with scared meows, what do you do? 3. A claxon sounds! Now what do you do?! 4. If you're lucky, the owner of the establishment ushers all staff and guests quickly into the cellar. Sounds like there's a tornado! Your friend is panicking. Do you do anything? 5. The roar of the monster above your heads is deafening. You start to feel oddly dizzy. What do you do now?

1. You've enjoyed your time at the tea house and are getting ready to leave when it really looks like awful weather outside. The little girl looks afraid to leave. Do you do anything? - Nope just assume she's scared of thunder and leave. 2. Suddenly the cat hisses and darts inside doin' the heck and frighten. Kitty thinks you're relatively safe and attempts to climb up your leg with scared meows, what do you do? - I put it in my pocket and adopt as my pocket kitty. 3. A claxon sounds! Now what do you do?! - Nothing really as I never do anything about them. 4. If you're lucky, the owner of the establishment ushers all staff and guests quickly into the cellar. Sounds like there's a tornado! Your friend is panicking. Do you do anything? - I'm not a lucky person so I'll just be outside facing this tornado and screaming a battle cry at the gods just like in my younger years. Not sure why I used to do that but oh well. 5. The roar of the monster above your heads is deafening. You start to feel oddly dizzy. What do you do now? - well if the monster is just the tornado I'd just ignore the dizzying and assume I drank sleepy time tea or that I had been poisoned even though I strictly put it down as my one allergy. If it is an actual monster I'll accept my dark fate and accept whatever outcome that shall arise.

1. Depending on if no one else is comforting her I'd ask her if she's okay and if she wants me to stay with her, I will 2. Probably jump at the cat suddenly pouncing on my leg but then I'm sure I'd pet it while telling it to calm down XD 3. I've never heard one before so idk 4. I try to keep myself and them calm. I'd probably hug them if they got too freaked out and try to help control their breathing 5. Wonder why the heck I'm dizzy lol. Take deep breaths in and calmly breathe out while whispering a prayer I'm sure

1. First of all. I didn't enjoy tea time. Tea was bland and cold. Now, talk to an unknown scared lil girl? Just think about the optics on that. Hell nah! I'm too smart for that. I'll leave her as is. Besides, she should've brought her own umbrella. Sucka! *opens muh umbrella and walks away* 2. Grabs pussy....cat by the fur 3. Invoke the god Amon Ra to destroy my enemies 4. Listen bitch! No time to be panicking. I'm not fittin to stay. I'm moving the fuck up outta here! You either move or die! It's as simple as that 5. Take some Tylenol. Rub some vaporub on me

1. Ahem. Do we coffee fans not have a say in basic speech anymore? I see how it is. jk. About the lil girl. I'm adopting her. She's young and impressionable. Perfect chance to raise a true soldier for both JoJo fans and Coffee fans. Of course I'd raise her like a daughter. Now, I would say "Have your tea back, jackhole!" but you dislike the Brits about as much as I do so... 2. As long as it isn't pink and stuff and doesn't have explosive tendencies.... We should be fine. Perhaps I'll comfort the poor soul. 3. NIGERUNDAYO 4. Tornado? Shite. I'm getting a few people I like to safety first. Me? I'm chasing that storm. Gonna be RICH Hell yeah! 5. Hear me out. You say "roar" so I assume this is some fantastical creature. Again. Hear me out. I'm gonna seduce it. Yeah. That's right, you heard me! I'm gonna seduce it! I'm gonna fuck it! Look, I'm likely gonna die here either way. I'm going out knowing for a fact that I was the only human man, if not, one of very few men to have stuck his dick in some alien freak arse. Literally and no eh?

1. You've enjoyed your time at the tea house and are getting ready to leave when it really looks like awful weather outside. The little girl looks afraid to leave. Do you do anything? Tell her it will be okay. Storms are just nature's way of clearing the path for new growth. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Suddenly the cat hisses and darts inside doin' the heck and frighten. Kitty thinks you're relatively safe and attempts to climb up your leg with scared meows, what do you do? Turn kitty into a purrito in my cloak to keep it calm. I would already know shit's up if the snoozing kitty is only now afraid. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. A claxon sounds! Now what do you do?! From my memories as a child I'm already figuring out where the basement is. Whether its a bombing raid or a cyclone doesn't matter much at this point. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. If you're lucky, the owner of the establishment ushers all staff and guests quickly into the cellar. Sounds like there's a tornado! Your friend is panicking. Do you do anything? Depends on the friend. Generally turn them into a purrito and make them lay down for a hizamakura. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. The roar of the monster above your heads is deafening. You start to feel oddly dizzy. What do you do now? I ignore it. I'm always varying degrees of dizzy, exhausted, and in pain so it's really just another Friday for me. If I were to suspect a real monster, I'm preparing for battle. Wouldn't be the first time I'd fought in a dress. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

More Questions: 1. As quickly as the storm had started, it ends. When the staff in charge attempt to open the door to the cellar, it seems like something heavy is sitting on top. What do you do? 2. It takes the effort of all the staff and any guest who stepped up to open the door. The entire house is now a pile of rubble along with the rest of the neighborhood. Though beyond that, it looks like you're not in the city/town you were before. You don't see your car or any cars that were parked outside before. What do you do first? 3. Through the smoke from various fires in the vicinity you hear loud screaming and crying. What do you do? 4. The kitty that may be in your pocket by now decides to point it's paw and speak in a squeaky little voice, "Now what do we do human? I can't even smell my food bowl anymore!" What do you do? 5. The staff attempt to call the police/emergency services for someone who was found injured under a fallen tree. But all they get is an eerie ringing noise. It seems all your cellphones have this same problem. What do you do now?