Floran's Manly Dropoff

Well, when someone asks about the old fashioned candle lit dinner date... I simply reply that I know everything about romance.

I don't like Christmas, but maybe it's worth to try and be... Festive. So.... You lowlives thought about what you're going to get me?

A haircut. https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/closeup-portrait-his-he-nice-260nw-1812413062.jpg

God fuck LOL. Broke my phone today. Wasn't your run of the mill everyday drop. I would be more upset usually.... It was kinda cool. Dropped it while shutting my car door, and SLAM! That awful, unlucky, perfect timing was an instant kill for lil miss phone. On pc till tomorrow where I will get a new one. Maybe if I name my phone, I'll feel more inclined to be more careful

As I said I should name it.... What should I name it? Hmmm, no weeb names... Eustace? Piercer? Assface Gonzalas? Mr. Neverbreak? Maybe just "Sirr". Yes, with 2 R's. Abernache maybe....