Empicca's Territory

*Loud burp* Anyways let me just say. Many semesters ago. This ex-classmate. A Filipino dude. I found out that his last name was in Spanish. My ignorant ass was like bruh WTF? Why do you have a Hispanic last name but you look Asian? Its like if I said my last name was Chan, Chung, Hashimoto or some other Asian sounding last name. You’ll look at me sideways and be like,“ the fuck are you?” *Brain does not compute* XD. So apparently, I find out that before the American empire was booty raping Filipinos. The Spanish empire was also booty raping Filipinos. Then a new master came in I was like “nah, it's our turn to buttfuck the natives”. So the Americans kicked out the Spaniards. Basically, the Spanish last name is derived from the fact that the Philippines was once part of the Spanish empire. I was like aaaah that makes sense lol. So I just wanna say. I feel the butt pain of the Filipino brother and sisters that have the same last name as me kek