Witty Retorts

What comeback responses come to mind when one finds themselves on the defensive? "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence." -Oscar Wilde "You've called me out for being gay, yet here you are swinging my way!" "If you're tired of my schtick, then do us both a favor and get off my dick!" "Don't assume. It'll make an ASS out of yoU and ME." -unknown wiseass "Interrupting me only shows your lack of discipline." "99×0=0. As in I've got 99 problems already and 0 of those involved you!"

"THEY CAUSED THE EXPLOSION" Mayor: "Is this true?" Peter: "Yes it's true...this man has no dick." 2nd favorite insult out of any movie I have seen

Fellas, if some guy ever gets on you for not having a gf then goes on to talk about how he does just say "For someone who claims to be straight, you sure like hopping on my dick alot" I always put people in hush mode with that one at school lol