Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:51pm

honestly i’d date anyone who would tell me sth like “oh you look like a trash, may i take you out”

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:53pm

*looks down at your feet and looks back up to your eyes* Nice shoes wanna fuck?

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:55pm

Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:56pm

Hey girl are you a chipotle burrito? Cause you make my insides feel funny

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:56pm

Hey baby. I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

ThePandaTyrant @thepandatyrant commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:56pm

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Mar 04, 21 at 6:57pm

this thread is a living reason why we all single pricks tbh

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:57pm

we both got buckets of chicken... wanna do it?

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:57pm

I resemble that remark

What are you looking at yo @dazeyareyare commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:58pm

If you were a rock, you’d be a nice rock

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