Best pickup lines

Jacob @jacobl89 started Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:30pm

Post your serious, funny, crude, dumb, and silly pick-up lines here.

Edit: you fucking degenerates

Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:32pm

You looking for a stud? Well you found him. I have the STD, all I need is U.

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:32pm

Is your daddy a terrorist?
Because you are the bomb!

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:34pm

Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:35pm

I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

What are you looking at yo @dazeyareyare commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:46pm

Baby, you must be made out of uranium and I must be made out of iodine, because U & I have chemistry.

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:49pm

Hey baby are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like a product of incest

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:49pm

If you were a booger, I’d pick you

What are you looking at yo @dazeyareyare commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:49pm

I’m like Dio, I’ll be your daddy, but not biologically

Jacob @jacobl89 commented on Best pickup lines

Mar 04, 21 at 6:51pm

On a scale of 1-America, how free are you tonight?

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