YO MAMA jokes

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Criselington @criselington commented on YO MAMA jokes

Criselington @criselington

Mar 28, 21 at 7:30pm

Yo mama so fat, when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.

AspieChu @projectotakux commented on YO MAMA jokes

AspieChu @projectotakux

Mar 28, 21 at 8:07pm

Yo mama is so oily, that she mutated into a slime girl

The legendary Florida Man! @shaggydaggy commented on YO MAMA jokes

The legendary Florida Man! @shaggydaggy

Mar 28, 21 at 10:29pm

Yo momma so smokin' HOT, when she pitched herself, she woke up!

melover4life @local_crackhead commented on YO MAMA jokes

melover4life @local_crackhead

Mar 29, 21 at 12:11pm

Yo Mama so fat, When she got on the scale it said, ''I need your weight not your zip code''

jesper0 @jesper0 commented on YO MAMA jokes

jesper0 @jesper0

Mar 29, 21 at 12:22pm

Not gonna lie i like this one more. @local_crackhead https://youtu.be/m8bwG9l6utc

αlερh - 3 @whodatbe123 commented on YO MAMA jokes

αlερh - 3 @whodatbe123

Mar 29, 21 at 2:23pm

I'm yo mom! Ur in time out bish! @jesper0

AspieChu @projectotakux commented on YO MAMA jokes

AspieChu @projectotakux

Mar 29, 21 at 4:58pm

I watched a documentary on the making of Star Wars: A New Hope. Apparently during the scene the heroes first reach the Death Star, instead of the line Obi-Wan had in the final version, He was originally gonna say "That's no moon...THAT'S YO MAMA!"

۵TeaIsBetterThenCoffee۵ @liloisback commented on YO MAMA jokes

۵TeaIsBetterThenCoffee۵ @liloisback

Mar 29, 21 at 5:01pm

Your mama so OLD when I told her to act her age she died

AspieChu @projectotakux commented on YO MAMA jokes

AspieChu @projectotakux

Mar 29, 21 at 5:04pm

@liloisback The reason YO MAMA is SO DENSE is because she reads Nozaki's Shoujo Manga.

The legendary Florida Man! @shaggydaggy commented on YO MAMA jokes

The legendary Florida Man! @shaggydaggy

Mar 29, 21 at 5:33pm

Yo momma so freaking hairy, her dog took HER for a walk. Then she bit the mailman.

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