Why are you single?

I just found out I have cptsDEEZ NUTZ! But for real, I have cptsd. On a happy note, I finally know where my memory issues come from. You see, Trauma does this thing to the hippocampus in the brain that causes it to shrink and~

Because these types of girls unfortunately don't exist in our world. Edit: I *know* multi-select ruined the quality, but- let a real one cook in peace! (Note to self: that was embarrassing asf, never do that again.)

Idk, probably this https://media1.tenor.com/m/q2IMyJ8mXgEAAAAC/yes-austin-powers.gif

@lewd_araragi There's an old picture of my grandma when she graduated, and I lie to you not, she looked like a female Austin Powers in that one specific photo lol. Even funnier is that she does have some British heritage XD.

If it aint easy its not cheesy. Easier someone is to deal with the more I appreciate them, the more consisent someone is the more likeable they become. Goes both ways.