Dumb Pick up lines

Rokas @sparkis commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jul 10, 22 at 6:10am

Is your mums name practice? Because practice makes perfect

yaasshat @yaasshat commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jul 10, 22 at 6:19am

Is your last name Campbell's? Because, you're mmm, mmm, good.

DEACTIVATED @swadian commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jul 10, 22 at 3:23pm

I wish I was a pirate, not for the gold nor the silver, but the hidden treasure between your legs

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jul 10, 22 at 4:16pm

Why dont you treat me like a treasure map and make me your X marks the spot ;3

sakurakiss @sakurakiss commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jul 10, 22 at 6:25pm

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

yaasshat @yaasshat commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jul 10, 22 at 7:35pm

That's ok, because you make me blue.

AspieChu @projectotakux commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jul 10, 22 at 10:57pm

If I were a ranger, I would morph into you

sakurakiss @sakurakiss commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jul 15, 22 at 1:10am

Did you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house, they're 100% off.

DEAD ACCOUNT @hibarisan commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jul 15, 22 at 1:24pm

When you've became cuter? I've melt every time see you.

Wanda @yeesha commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jul 16, 22 at 6:58am

I lost my number, can I have yours?

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