My perfect ideal dream woman.

Well he did say perfect ideal dream woman XD For me, my ideal woman is not perfect. If she was, she would be boring, flat. I don't want to go into a whole page of my ideal girl, but I want her to be kind, kind to the point where she neglects her own issues to help me through mine. A girl who can puts the one she loves before herself. It's because I always tend to neglect myself to help others out.

HAHAHA, this is hilarious. Why is it always the losers that always have such long descriptions of their ideal woman? Must be because they're too busy fantasizing rather than actually going out.

These days I'm happy if I can find a woman that actually wants to be with me. A plus if she actually enjoys sex (my last ex didn't). Shares at least some of my interests, is intelligent and not a drug addict, alcoholic or chain smoker. (Also must have good hygiene and enjoy being orally pleasured on a regular basis). Is fit enough for occasional long walks/hiking. (I don't care if she's "thick" or thin.)

His profile picture says "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?" - then I read the post and I'm like "Oh yes I'm entertained because that's bloody funny." But seriously I hate it when people have such unrealistic astronomical standards (Having standards is good, but having them that high is just dumb dumb), threads like these are stupid.