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emeraldakaisu
Knock Knock! Who's there? Tank Tank who? Youre welcome.
doctorchurchie
What do you call a factory that makes passable products? A satisfactory!
doctorchurchie
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
dyadka_yar
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
grandpa
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kurok
Dec 21, 19 at 1:19pm
What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad A disappointment
draloch
Dec 21, 19 at 1:48pm
I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She's a real mathamachicken!
gabriel_true
Dec 21, 19 at 1:57pm
Why are birds banned from basketball? - - - - - - -- - - They always Fowl!
gabriel_true
Dec 21, 19 at 2:02pm
What pet did Mary's nephew buy her? - - - - - - - - - - -.-.-.-.-.-.- An anteater!
doctorchurchie
Since we're nearing Christmas have a holiday dad joke! Why did Santa go to college for music? So he could improve his wrapping skills!
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