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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock.
Implied: Who's there?
The chicken.
Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true
Ah, a fan of the Hazbin Hotel I see. Be sure to give Angel Dust my regards.
As for jokes:
-Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts will!
-What is soda's favorite genre of music?
POP
-Why do angels have feathered wings?
To clean up all the dust!
-Why did the customer at a car dealership make a sour face?
They purchased a lemon!
Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true
One more for the road.
-Why did animal control capture a tree?
Because its bark was worse than its bite!
Speaking of trees, I suppose it's time I pack my things and LEAF! Good night every one! You've been one Hell of an audience!
Cutting ties @theghoulieleader
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Cutting ties @theghoulieleader
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
Did you know the first fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece!
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!
sewa @sewa
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sewa @sewa
I learned the triangle choke! It was breathtaking!
ₓₒ Lillie ₓₒ @melancholyprincess97
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ₓₒ Lillie ₓₒ @melancholyprincess97
My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie
Justice is a dish best served cold.
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
llemurr @llemurr
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llemurr @llemurr
A fish swam into a wall:
"Dam." He says.
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