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doctorchurchie

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie commented on Dad Joke Corner

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie

Nov 26, 19 at 6:23pm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house! Knock knock. Implied: Who's there? The chicken.

gabriel_true

Archangel Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Dad Joke Corner

Archangel Gabriel @gabriel_true

Nov 26, 19 at 8:39pm

Ah, a fan of the Hazbin Hotel I see. Be sure to give Angel Dust my regards. As for jokes: -Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts will! -What is soda's favorite genre of music? POP -Why do angels have feathered wings? To clean up all the dust! -Why did the customer at a car dealership make a sour face? They purchased a lemon!

gabriel_true

Archangel Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Dad Joke Corner

Archangel Gabriel @gabriel_true

Nov 27, 19 at 5:07am

One more for the road. -Why did animal control capture a tree? Because its bark was worse than its bite! Speaking of trees, I suppose it's time I pack my things and LEAF! Good night every one! You've been one Hell of an audience!

theghoulieleader

Cutting ties @theghoulieleader commented on Dad Joke Corner

Cutting ties @theghoulieleader

Nov 27, 19 at 5:45am

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doctorchurchie

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie commented on Dad Joke Corner

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie

Nov 27, 19 at 10:40am

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot! Did you know the first fries weren't cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!

doctorchurchie

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie commented on Dad Joke Corner

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie

Nov 27, 19 at 2:48pm

What's brown and sticky? A stick! Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!

sewa

sewa @sewa commented on Dad Joke Corner

Nov 27, 19 at 3:26pm

I learned the triangle choke! It was breathtaking!

melancholyprincess97

ₓₒ Lillie ₓₒ @melancholyprincess97 commented on Dad Joke Corner

ₓₒ Lillie ₓₒ @melancholyprincess97

Nov 27, 19 at 3:31pm

My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

doctorchurchie

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie commented on Dad Joke Corner

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie

Nov 27, 19 at 5:52pm

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm it would be justwater.

llemurr

llemurr @llemurr commented on Dad Joke Corner

llemurr @llemurr

Nov 27, 19 at 7:13pm

A fish swam into a wall: "Dam." He says.

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