Can I interest anyone in the good word of anime jesus?

In the beginning, there was The One True Waifu. She looked down upon the world of man and in her infinite generosity she gifted them with her children, the first waifu's. All was good for a time, until a foolish man declared his waifu above all overs. This started the bloodiest battle called the waifu wars. TOTW, looking down upon the creaturs she loved brutally killing each other, pulled her children from the world in Hope's this would end the conflict, but men are truly foolish and only blamed each other for their lost. And so it is, the waifu wars that have raged for aeons. TOTW has become desperate so she has gifted us with one more of her children in Hope of ending this bloody war. So I stand here asking you to support miss komi-san.

The war still rages on as I bring you the anime devil to exploit temptation across the 9 trashbins of Otaku Hell! Reintroducing Satanichia McDowell!

Foolish child, our goddess komi-san will restore peace by showing all who would attack their brothers that all waifu's deserve our love.