donald j trump

hi Im the president of usa ill give you funny jokes this thread is for keeping my brain not insane hopefully

WHAT YOU ARE OBV NOT TRUMP... TRUMP WOULDN'T GIVE MEXICANS SANDWICHES... he would build em some wall tho =w= what a great man

What language does trump even understand a language? I throught he was just mimicking while someone talks thru the microfon

I hate Trump so fuckin much and, uhh oh, hello, I’m from the GREAT state of Michigan! Remember the good ole auto production, WW2 era factories ehh? Me neither. Top down economics ruined that quicker than automation ever could. My family starved for money. Not to take away from the just humor, but fuck Trump. He’s exploited presidential powers to keep our economy afloat, and decay our social standing.

this is what I wrote on this one forum that I hate and right after I woke up. the thread was about how many people you've had sex with people that have sex have emotions. thank god i have sex all the time and have ten kids says no one. live life as a nobody is so much better, i just woke up on the floor wondering why i drank. that sounded like a great intro to a book. i dont remember how i got here but i posted in the past from the futur from the past joking about the futur but im just rembaering there is no past or futur so i have have had sex with a cup of water becaus im hung over the mods are bullies and the more random stuff I can post the better