Story time with pandy

Hello friends, this is a thread where i can share with you guys a bunch of weird and random stories i have and you all can enjoy them c: if you also have a weird and random story feel free to join in.

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Tell me a story grandpa! https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TangibleBoringKronosaurus-size_restricted.gif

So i used to be a troublesome kid when i was younger. In elementary school i was even worse and the teachers often had to move my desk next to theirs. So my teacher decided it was nap time and turned off the lights so we could take a nap. I never used to sleep in the day so i used to sneak out of my chair and hide under her desk. And just sit there. So one day i was doing this and she accidentally tripped over my leg when she walked away. The end

Story time again, so my uncle and i shared rooms (this is not one of those sorts of stories i promise) and he was sleeping and using my cousin's ipod it was late at night and i wanted to use it to sleep so i slowly crawled in his bed to try and get it and he woke up and said "dude what the hell are you doing, if you dont get away from me and go back in ur bed" i used to be a big scaredy cat back then and couldnt sleep by myself but in this case i just wantes his music. I also one time fell off the top bunk on my bunk bed

I once brought an ecchi manga to elementary school and got in trouble. I was super into naruto and somehow finessed shonen jump to send me a free weekly issue. It had yu yu hakusho, naruto, un-go, one piece, shaman king, and all that then toward the back had a section for swimsuit anime girls with big tiddies. There was even a number you could call (im guessing to talk to a girl?) So i bring it to school to show off to all my friends and then one of the hall monitors saw me with it and told me something about not bringing these sorts of things to school or i will get written up. He also tried to take it away and i started crying. The end