What's great about dating you?

1. I will go to all extremes, including, but not limited to, scrape my nuts across red hot broken glass, just to make you happy, and please you. 2. I give very good hugs. 3. I cook. (went for my apprenticeship a while ago. But gave up on being a chef when i found out they make the most money during holiday season. And i want to be a family dad and be the ones going out on holidays with my family during that time). 4. I have no friends and no social life. So you get all my attention. 5. I have unlimited patience for any bullshit or craziness you can throw at me.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f0f393418598e73935f235a58ece20df/tumblr_p8a5fyhb7Y1r09c0uo1_400.gif *aBsOLutEly NoTHing, DotN eVen TrY Im TrAsH

https://i.imgur.com/kVRMp1H.gif @Panda-kun you had me at what

https://66.media.tumblr.com/051f2a513040a057c7169baf2971f980/tumblr_ph5xdc8VEk1s25ucmo1_400.gif Ki-dding~

M-Me too https://i.imgur.com/vOkx8zr.gif

What's great about dating me is when you start putting yourself down because of self esteem issues I'll join in and make you feel even worse. We're a team.