What's great about dating you?

Well....I'm an explorer of sorts, so I guess you'll see most of the world and learn a lot if you tag along long enough. I also take it pretty darn seriously. So if I grow fond of you and agree to take your hand, I hide nothing from you. You're the most precious thing I have, and I have no reason to ever want anything else. Once I like you, everyone else pretty much becomes unattractive by instinct. That means ya don't have to worry about me having 1000 "side-chicks" right under your nose. I'll even let ya have password to my social media or whatever and constantly check my phone for all I care, if you have some hardcore trust issues and it will make you feel secure lmao. However....keep in mind that I expect more or less the same from you. No not the phone thing.... Your word is enough. But if you ever break my trust, there are no do-overs or second chances. I won't get mad or try to look for a reason. I'm just leaving on the spot. Life is too short to cling to those who just don't give a shit, sorry not sorry~

LEWD IST GUT LEWD IST GUT *German chanting intensifies*

LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD FOR THE LEWD GOD!!! HENTAI FOR THE HENTAIGOD!!! and BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD!!!!.... woops

Nothing against lewd people but our marriage would crumble lamby..like a bunch of pringles being squashed by Trump's huge rump. First you already have a bf and 2nd I'm pretty reserved despite being of fossil status on here lol, dw I know you are joking