South Carolina

I as much as I do wish I lived in such an area, I sadly have to disappoint, but I do have to ask... as an apparent question, since animals are not held accountable under any current laws, or rights, does that mean I can rob you of all produce without any penalties of law?

Depends on what you want. Do you want a toaster

Do say good sir, do you genuinely believe I would want an appliance that I have no use for? I specify for produce! For fish fits under no other category than that! What do you believe I could do with a toaster? Stare at it? Shame.

Quite devious! Seems fitting for someone such as myself. Very well! I shall take the toaster and be on my way. May we meet again tiny man.

Why yes! I am well versed in English and Meowing, however what a lot of humans don’t seem to understand is that we only meow as a means of affection or to gain attention towards our own need of food. This is naturally only learned and used at a young age to gain attention from our mothers, you see. It’s why when you see feral adult cats, they never meow, because it is a learned behavior towards house cats to ask for food from their owners! Fun fact from a cat.