The Dere Challenge

The way it works is there's a script below, you record it on Vocaroo and you post it in the thread. Here is link to a blog explaining the different dere types: https://kotaku.com/how-to-identify-popular-japanese-character-types-1169085239 Thank you my darling CardlinAudio whom if is on this site I'll be so embarrassed as hnnn, I'd marry his voice (really, it's just his voice). Link to his video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlBQ-H6e1_g And now, for the bit you need, the lines: Tsundere lines: Good morning or whatever. Lunch?! Why would I want to sit with you, idiot? You’re so stupid. Here, let me fix it... you're hopeless. It’s not like I like you or anything. Wha-what? Y-you like me… well, I like you too, idiot... but don't make a big deal out of it! Kuudere lines: Good morning, senpai. Did you sleep well? Lunch…? ...Very well. Hmmm. Maybe I do like you. You like me? I... cool. Deredere lines: Heyyyyyy senpai! You want to have lunch with me? Great! Let’s do it! I've been wanting to hang out with you for a while now. Like you? Well, c'mon, I’m not admitting anything. You like me? That’s awesome! I like you, too! Dandere lines: G-g-good morning... L-lunch with me?! It would just be a bother, b-but if you really want to... I g-guess I really am shy... What? Like you? Oh my, I couldn’t, I mean, you wouldn't want me to... Y-you like me? I-I don’t know what to say… b-but I like you to... Yandere lines: Senpai! I see that you slept well... no more bad dreams? Lunch? Okay, I’d be happy as long as we’re alone. Can't you see? It's always been about us... and only us. Oh... have I been that obvious? You love me? I-I'm so happy... now we can be together forever. .

Oh man, and me with zero acting experience. I hope you are all ready fo so much cringe... if I can find a mic to borrow from someone.