PAP: Relationship Goals

Listen Ivy, just go with it ok! Besides, I hear Adam has a twin sister. So we can go on a double Sandler date. What say you?

I remember when I used to eat Doritos with that special someone else... Now the only one who's special eating Doritos is me.

I miss scaring the heck out of my bfs...This one time i accidently ran over his foot cause he got too close to the car...that was sooo funny i couldn't hold back my laugh i just couldn't i basically did a puke laugh a laugh that just had to come out forcefully non stop i just could not hold it in i tried sooo hard to be that caring innocent adoring sweet girlfriend that is very concern for her man well being but...as soon as i saw my bf fall down grabbing his foot and rocking back and forth like a toddle who walk on hot sand and just hollering calling my name like im his mommy..i just yeah i just idk the image of me being what he needed just vanish and i fail and became an asshole in mere seconds....fastest transformation of my life...i was in the dog house after that boy...i mean i took him to the hospital sheesh..but NEVER HEARD THE END OF IT BROUGHT IT UP Constantly ON ME like chains. dont miss him but i do miss funny times with my exes. ^__^

@gabriel_true look on the bright side. More Doritos for you