Dark thoughts

@charles.. i am not >.> Since i am JUST AN AI!

I'd like to go on a murderous rampage and kill people w/out any consequences. I'd also like to try human flesh and see if it actually tastes like pork. On another note, I'd like to be able to find ppl's location through the internet and kill all the trolls online like in the anime "inuyashiki".

After I had the ability to read people's dark thoughts, I would secretly help them put those thoughts into practice :D and witness they destroy themselves someday~~http://wx1.sinaimg.cn/large/87d788b2gy1fyb69iwth8g205k05kn1g.gif

I think it would suck being immortal. In the general sense, I mean that in three ways. On one hand you have inability to be harmed or killed...Then what if you are trapped, imprisoned, maybe a natural disaster buries you for centuries, your only air being the particles from the dirt encasing you? You'll outlive anyone you ever knew, and if you're worshiped as some god, it'd be awkward to keep up the image forever. Then the second type being, you are able to be harmed, but not killed, maybe you regenerate maybe you don't. I don't have to explain this one, because you can imagine how bad it'd be to just be a chunk of brain on the floor, or being constantly regenerated in lava/acid. The worst one, however, is probably being able to be harmed and killed, because then you can truly call yourself immortal; to die a thousand deaths. I don't know what kind of shell of a human that'd turn me into, but I don't want to know, and it remains terrifying.