ATTENTION ALL FEMALES

@Southerncrosslav gotta be honest that comment just put you on my girlfriend list. k thx bye. @Chillpill idk what you want to say but it probably has something to do with you asking to be my girlfriend, in which case I'll gladly add you to my collection. @Mechasuitmania001 idk what you're trying to say b @Masterahoge I'm down to form a duo if that's what you're hinting at. Also I said that I added you to the list earlier, aka my girlfriend list, so you are indeed my girlfriend :) <3 @cupcakerin you're my cutest girlfriend yet @Audio-kun you've been commenting and you're not on the list... @Naitou-kun You crack me up fr fr. But fun fact ahoges are another one of my fetishes @Kaizer this is serious business buddy. For now, you're my girlfriend. But please, do not take this position for granted. @CAC oh shit it's my boy. love you man. I owe my life to you. you didn't even have to comment you were the first added to my collection. thanks for the rate of this thread, but could you give some constructive criticism so I can further improve my collection? - sincerely, your best friend. @Marcus nope, all nothing but seriousness here. @Mirai wait till you get a taste of my beef (if you know what I mean... hint hint c=========8) btw you're added to the list. @Charles-Red I appreciate that. you're on the list now. And for anyone who is curious, no, my girlfriends are not mere objects. They are my most beloved, prized possessions I own. I cherish each and every one of you greatly. If ever you have anything going on in your life that you need help with, or if you need any sort of advice in a time of need, I will be there for you. I will be your shoulder to lean on. I promise I will try my best to help you. Do not hesitate to send me a message or post on my profile. Except for Audio-kun. You sir can eat the nastiest ass crack ever. Toodles

@treez_ Aha, no no, I'm good at handling my own harem (I mean, I may suck at it but hey, gotta pull my thigh highs up and get on with it, amaright?). Awwh, so you do like me, gee, I'm flattered. :D

@treez_ OwO, poison me daddy like Audio-kun says you poison the water supply.... :3