Maiotaku Timely Confessions

#152 Is that a promise? Please say yes...Shit, I'm doing it wrong. It's not rape if it's consensual. P-Please don't. Just let me pick up my soap in peace, now.

#155 Laughing man is kidnapped getting raped by a fanatic follower. Surely this isnt the fate of all anon confession moderators...

#156 Water sucks! Gatorade's better!!

#157 @154, more like Laughingman is Azathoth; The center of the confessional universe but too preoccupied/ constantly slumbering to give a fsck to puny shit like MO. Mioismywaifu (is my waifu) is our lord and savior Cthulhu; Woke af but still can't compare to Azathoth. You can directly feel his power down here in the forums :v (10/10 would worship) ... No? Okay.

#158 I Witness this personally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th7OP1FdmWc

I am getting raped? 0_0 where? :V

#159 https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/41676265_1822202681221854_652711153545248768_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=9fd7ef07675d99869ee78c79c52a9ea7&oe=5C35407E

#160 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSeCitB1co8

#161 I like my BBC extra 14INCH moist CAC

#162 I love how most people give me the most likes yet I'm the most invisible guy on here.