Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

the ability to eat pizza very fast but only while in outer space and you're naked.

You create a penny out of thin air once per day.

The ability to climb oak trees better than anyone else, but it is limited to the desert.

Abilty to always make traffic light go red when approaching.

You can make someone lightly cough by pointing at them.

Has the power to get uncontrollable diarrhea when encountered by stressful circumstances.

The ability to know exactly how many pennies are in your pocket without counting