Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

Can drink and eat using nose

Ability to look at the Sun while wearing sunglasses

The ability to become [Thicc] panda-kun™

Ability to read minds for one second but there's 5 minute cooldown

The ability to sit on anything for years without moving

The power to know what useless powers no one has thought of before

That's pretty useful btw can make smells worse

Well Bodhidharma sat at the now Shaolin temple in place for years and attained enlightenment..

Smells like old fish on command ^ I know all the powers

can dab but only while someone else dabs