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cac
CAC @cac commented on Pick up lines
Jun 03, 18 at 2:47pm
Some, sure.
richaadokun
Jun 03, 18 at 2:58pm
"Have you ever seen the movie The Perfect 10?" *Wait for response* "I highly recommend it, it's starring you" (Final line can obviously vary depending on response) "Excuse me, are there 20 letters in the alphabet?" *Wait for response* "Oh I'm sorry, I forgot U R A Q T, I'll give you the D later." (Can always use 21 and cut out the D if you want it to not be lewd)
reinhardt76
Jun 03, 18 at 3:10pm
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cero
Cero @cero commented on Pick up lines
Jun 03, 18 at 4:12pm
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koude
Jun 04, 18 at 5:36am
If you were a floor board i'd take off all the nails and screw you back in
pwnpandas
Jun 04, 18 at 5:47am
Are you an orphanage? because I would like to have your children
paully
Jun 09, 18 at 1:49pm
Are you Akainu? Because you fill the hole in my chest T.T
crossbones
Jun 10, 18 at 12:53pm
I like you and I want you. We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours.
cerealia
Jun 10, 18 at 11:27pm
*points to own shirt* "What material is this?" *whispers* "Waifu material." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
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