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Personal Maid @personalmaidservice
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Personal Maid @personalmaidservice
Yah Like Jazz?

CAC @cac
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CAC @cac
Some, sure.

. @richaadokun
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. @richaadokun
"Have you ever seen the movie The Perfect 10?"
*Wait for response*
"I highly recommend it, it's starring you"
(Final line can obviously vary depending on response)
"Excuse me, are there 20 letters in the alphabet?"
*Wait for response*
"Oh I'm sorry, I forgot U R A Q T, I'll give you the D later."
(Can always use 21 and cut out the D if you want it to not be lewd)

Baka @reinhardt76
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Baka @reinhardt76
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Cero @cero
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Cero @cero
This account has been suspended.

koude @koude
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koude @koude
If you were a floor board i'd take off all the nails and screw you back in

Gawdleee @pwnpandas
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Gawdleee @pwnpandas
Are you an orphanage? because I would like to have your children

Torao @paully
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Torao @paully
Are you Akainu? Because you fill the hole in my chest
T.T

CrossBones @crossbones
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CrossBones @crossbones
I like you and I want you. We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours.

Magnolia @cerealia
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Magnolia @cerealia
*points to own shirt* "What material is this?"
*whispers* "Waifu material."
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