Magic The Gathering?

I'm forcing myself to make a blue deck because one of the people we play with mains blue decks and I want to troll them. If you have suggestions for the most annoying blue abilities or cards, I'll gladly take recommendations. XD

Maybe throw a few strip mines and other things to prevent people from casting anything lolz.. Also you reminded me if this old gem https://tappedout.net/mtg-articles/2013/mar/2/krazycaley-miinor_threat-present-how-be-worst-edh-/

lol... I should have mentioned I'm trying to make a 60 card modern deck, not EDH. But this looks hilarious https://static.tappedout.net/mtg-cards-2/invasion/mages-contest/mages-contest-cropped.jpg

yea i meant modern, but the edh article is still funny.. like ive said before though, i run angels and various douchbag artifacts.. basically platinum angel + soul conduit + wall of blood is a good meme.

Okay I think I have a decent noob deck, though not as trollie as I hoped. Here's the meat: https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/400x558/249467.jpg https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/348x348/filters:format(webp)/222038.jpg https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/348x348/filters:format(webp)/230704.jpg https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/348x348/filters:format(webp)/204039.jpg https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/348x348/filters:format(webp)/12103.jpg For ramp: https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/348x348/filters:format(webp)/175591.jpg https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/348x348/filters:format(webp)/202889.jpg Cheap and practical critters: https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/348x348/filters:format(webp)/96650.jpg https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/348x348/filters:format(webp)/192784.jpg 3 Teferi's that allow me to draw cards, and the rest is pretty much counter spells.

Ah, interesting. this feels more like a deck trying to turn 3 someone more than a douche mono blue deck trying to make MTG painful. x3

Thats why I was open to suggestions. Blue and white are my worst colors. I have blue but with black and green so they are more tolerable to play. I don't even want too many creatures, just enough fliers for cannon fodder and destractions. I want the bulk to be counter spells. I guess I should have added this is being built for teams and not 1v1.