Corrupt a wish

They're all written in ancient, lost languages. I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time.

you can fly but cant control it and drift out of the atmosphere and into the sun i wish i had a yummy cake to eat

You have a yummy cake but you have to share it with 40 people so you only get a bite I wish i had a better sense of direction

your direction sense is so impeccable your kidnapped by the government and used as a test subject where they draw your dna and reverse engineer clones of you to create super navigator for the military industrial complex i wish birds were real

You turn into a carnivorous bird and lay ruins to the beings of this world. I wish I had great sense of direction.

Granted but only works in places with street signs I wish i ahd a cereal rn

Granted but there is no more milk left I wish i had a cookie

JOKES ON YOU CEREAL IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY granted but its an oatmeal cookiee

(you say wish corrupted but that sounds awesome kameiya no wish to corrupt i wish i had four arms instead of two