Random facts about yourself

Got a free pizza today. Only happened because when I called to place the order the woman on the phone got pissed at me because my address didn't show up on google maps. I explained that I could pull it up myself, but noticed they had changed the district's name. - Now I have had that happen at another address I lived where the county and city redrew the borders for the region and created a new name, but it was always understood one could identify the area under the original name. - Either way, the lady on the phone was mad and after I explained it simply she just said my pizza was ready for pick-up so just drive on over. - So I did, but it turned out their was no pizza when I got there. - The manager told me that they outsource order placing via phone to a national call center now. So, when I called the lady that cussed me out, she was not even an employee of that particular restaurant. Just a rando in another state whose job is to place orders at the closest gps location of a caller's address. - A real pain in the ass to get food, but a free pizza is still free!

Before knowing what sex was, little baby Amir used to think that when a man and a woman get married, God puts a baby in the Mama's belly. And if you want another baby, you have to pray to God for another one and if he accepts your prayer, you'll get a baby. I was a very innocent and religious child. But one day little Amir decided to read his Mom's old biology book. He reached the reproduction chapter and he . . . . . . . . . . . He could not believe what he was reading. Little Amir wasn't so little anymore.

I can fairly easy control my emotions. I honestly don't know how I do it. I just do. No matter how bad shit gets. No matter how stressed I might be in that moment. I can always center myself and think things through. I often utilize the chunking method. First determine what the problem is. It is best not to solve problems in one fell swoop. It is better to break them up into smaller chunks. Solve each chunk methodically. Destress myself thoughtfully and methodically.

I hate when people talk down to me like I'm a three year old explaining to me what I already know this happens a lot at work so I just smile and nod like I didn't know but that literally turns my mood from sunshine and rainbows to psychopathic killer

I'm also horrible at third wheeling my idea of their wheeling is different then others my whole opposition is to ruin the date