Favorite Quotes

"I walk the streets of Japan 'til I get lost cuz it doesn't remind me of anything I like driving backwards in the fog cuz it doesn't remind me of anything I like colorful clothing in the sun cuz it doesn't remind me of anything I like hammering nails and speaking in tongues cuz it doesn't remind me of anything"

"We create our own monsters" F.3.A.R.

"On a live wire right up off the street You and I should meet"

"Yu dnot hurrr rathan heenda heenda poorrr rathan na doo da poh rathatteeka doo da poorrr ra ta" Korn

**Looks at document** Rawls "Perhaps you misfigured your felony stats this week." Colvin "No sir, we were very accurate. Sometimes the Gods are uncooperative." Rawls "Uncooperative? This is a cooperative effort. A cooperative department. And what do I get from a veteran commander?? **Looks at document again** You're just having a laugh, aren't you, Colvin? You got the real stats and projections somewhere else. Someone's just outside the door with them, right? A stripper maybe? That would be nice! She comes in, flashes a little tit, gives us a whiff of that muff, and delivers my FUCKING stat sheets with a reduction that matches just what we promised the mayor! That would be beautiful. That would be creme fucking brulee... ...but what I got instead is some half assed 'I wish we were doing better' platitude that's meant to fool maybe a 6 year old girl into thinking you're doing your job. Well, she left the room, Major Colvin. She's out there right now asking the STRIPPER if she can have HER job when she grows up because she sure as shit doesn't want yours! I don't care how many years you have on this job. If the felony rate doesn't fall, YOU most certainly will. The Gods are fucking you, you find a way to fuck them back. It's Baltimore, gentleman. The Gods will not save you."