Strange Song Lyrics

I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't) Isn't that terrible? I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs I saw a diabetic kid trick-or-treating I saw a giraffe who had a short neck That was sad or a deer

I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself I saw a boy who had red hair

I saw an old man slip and fall. Hey, what a fucking idiot I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral. Ha ha ha! Classic comedy! Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now The Holocaust and 9/11 That shit's funny 24/7 'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about, Because my empathy is bumming me out Goodbye, sadness! Hello, jokes.

Hey, tomorrow fuck you and your friend yesterday But you can never catch me because I’m old, I’m bold, I broke that fucking mold when I was young and dumb and full of fuckin’ cum And if you feel the way that I’m supposed to feel then you are