Last one to post here wins

This thread now comes under the jurisdiction of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) effective immediately! The name's Francis York Morgan, FBI special agent. Please call me York going forward. If you are curious as to why I'm investigating, well that's the mystery isn't it? Crimes often happen discreetly and in secret. They only come to light when one either stumbles upon them by accident or one is prompted with due cause. Don't worry. You may carry on as usual. We'll simply observe until the moment is right for us to take further action. What's that Zach? You think it would be fun to participate in this game as a way to pass the time? Maybe, but let's not scare away any suspects by over announcing our presence. Well now that that's taken care of, I declare myself the winner of this post. Until next time true believers.

Ah, I see. Well if you do, make sure to visit the Museum District. Their collection of Van Gogh artworks are fascinating to see.