Your best worst raps

i burn that booty i got that hooty i bump kid cudi your dads a cutie i just might smash it ya mum said have at it he got some fat dicc i had to tap it manlike

Girls have the cootie But ur dad has a bigger booty Pls respond back i sent you my nudies In my onesie pajamas Get you wetter than the bahamas Sentence structure op and i dont even use commas ;3

My ass hurts Cause I succ bratwurst If yo ass is plump I am down to hump

I'll fade away. Better yet, decay. I'm a waste of space who won't ever change. You could probs persuade me that I'm fucking crazy. But I'm not insane, I've got a perfect brain. It don't phase me when they motivate me I'm too lazy to ever Patrick Swayze and just switch shit up and maybe get the fuck off of my scrawny butt and do some double ups. Swayze meaning cutting Footloose. But I'd rather just tie a noose. Dangling from the ceiling. Caught in the headlights like a moose. Cut loose baby, Footloose. Cut my wrists until I turn blue. Or maybe blacker cause the darker matter is my pigments different. That's truth. Not really sure why my flows so sick. I can never find the right kick. I got a hat and a snare, got percussion over there. But I just can't learn this trick. I can never find the right hit. Nor can I ever find a new sample. Maybe I should learn a new lesson. Maybe I'm setting an example.

Goddam that booty so ample must've been tenderized, trampled girl can i please get a sample to my eye, ass was the apple now i cant see straight for a meter my only hope is to eat her dont eat the pussy or PETA gonna stop by and retrieve her feminist btw

Feminist btw? Kai's a feminist and hes gay Ride a unicycle at night and succ dicc in the day Succ dicc inside a car, succ dicc inside a train He even succ the dicc in a league of legends game Nah im kidding he is my homie Dont want to come off as a phony But i'd like to think im a pretty boy like that dude austin mahoney I'd like to give this girl my kids like 2012 and kony No child support for me i would flee to Montana not talking tony

Don't ever diss me. Like dog, damn. Got the Twitch chat like pogchamp. So black they think that I got tanned. Grab, uppercut you like Blitzcrank. Pull up on you like, "Whose mans?" I'm Times New Roman, you're comic sans. Shattered nose when I throw hands. I talk a lot of shit. Incoming ban. Nigga I bet you gotta buy food stamps. They say orange is the new black. I'm Nemo, this is my fish tank. Your bars so weak, they're like Mikan.

Ur a punk and im a martian Scoop and dunk but im not jarvan Got you on a noose swinging you back and forth now the autists call you tarzan If ur girl is thicc i'll be her biggest fan Tie you up and put you in the van If you want beef then you can kick the can Got the shotty like im elmer fudd let these kids step foot on my land : ^ )

Me lose? That's unbelievable. Roast level? Inconceivable. Your hairline? Irretrievable. Your girlfriends? Ima steal 'em all. Your head look like a basketball. Fight me? I've got an arsenal. Why beef when you aint half as cool? Pull up with only half my crew.

Y'all scrubs better walk Better step aside Cause this lyrical blade is finna skin yo hide Your weak ass raps were doomed from the start I put pen to paper and suddenly there's art More than a million reasons y'all should never tangle With the dangerous and lovable rappin angel The DERP squad The Thicc Some FALLEN kids please~ I rap circles round these clans son I hit, never miss So from now on class you learn to lay low Or be roasted and cooked by the Burning Halo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRiOEsyZSX8