Would You Rather?

would you rather eat a cactus or swallow a hot coal (neither will kill you even if they would normally) (i can link photage of a guy eating a cactus if you wanna see it >W>)

For the reference, I mean anything visual media wise. I'll eat the cactus, you didnt specify whole. :P

Remove the spikes from the cactus. Heat and ground into a dust. Cook cactus flesh and sprinkle spike seasoning over. Yumm~ Wyd, freeze or burn to death?

freeze, i hate heat also taking apart would you rathers is against the rules >w> no loopholes would you rather marry someone you dont love or die alone

I'd rather die alone Would you rather own a pet spider or have a random spider visit you once a day for the rest of your life?

Pet Spider, they are cute asf. Would you rather live in a small virtual world and live forever or live in reality and have an expiry date?

random spider, a pet spider would be too hard to take care of (having to buy tiny bugs and such* thats a toughy sher, i guess virtual world

I already take care of a pet dragon, buying bugs is no problem. I'll take pet spider. Although I already live among spiders so its kinda a pointless question for me.