Successfully sued Stan Lee for usage of their own personal image in the creation of The Hulk
Blonde and dangerous
feeds small bits of human meat to his pet turtle in hopes that it will develop a taste for blood, and once it does he will release it back into a suburban area with a gopro strapped to its shell to record the carnage and sell it on the deepweb
Recognizes the genocide route as the true ending in Undertale.
Thinks Genocide is a form of pacifism
Believes Epstein killed himself
Throws a huge party with pop rocks and bottles rockets every week
Throws huge rocks with so much power, it moves through the sky like a rocket. Aimed the rocks toward our Lizard Overlords.
Crushed himself when he tried to pick up said rock.
Laughed hysterically at said accidental
self rock crushing.