Hails from the land down under where women glow and men plunder!
Never runs or takes cover
Never gives up, never surrenders.
Never gives you up, never lets you down, never runs around and deserts you.
Doesn't know the meaning of Rickroll.
Has strangers to love, doesn't know the rules, and neither do I
Does not get all self conscious about his hair
Was last seen in a room with 2 other people. All of them proceeded to make plans about how to take over the small independent nation of Antarctica. The penguins were never seen again.
Is a pelican that swallowed penguins for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past 100 years. Is now starving to death.