zombie attack! game

the rule is simple for those who don't know where you are now there is a random zombie behind you (assuming your on a computer) all you have to defend yourself is what is in arms reach on your left and on your right. anything connected to the computer doesn't count. item Left: guitar item right: pot of pencils the fact my room is tiny i think i run a good chance of getting munched

item left: cane item right: pair of sai's i think i should be ok and if i get up there is a katana hanging on my wall if the zombie dont get it first

item left: glass bottle item right: butterfly knife I'm not sure how I'd do. Dead flesh is far sturdier than living flesh. So even though I have something sharp it doesn't mean I'd be able to kill something :c

Item left: a chair Item right: a cat/table I'm gonna get chewed on unless the cat is distracting enough for me to beat the zombies brain out

Left: curtain on window. (probably how it came in, I guess?) Right: Home phone. I think I'm set. The curtain will buy me some time if I throw it over the undead dude, and I'll just call for backup! ^_^ Or, you know, I could always run.

Left: Robotech VHS cassettes. Right: 120 empty soda-cans. I'm screwed....

O.o let's see Left: pillow/tv remotes Right:pillow I'll just chuck the pillows, grab a remote and bash their head until I get tired then run and get my metal bat :D

If im at home.... Left: smith and wesson 357 magnum (loaded) revolver Right: irrelevant