Size doesn't matter right?

Well, you see, my sexy time partner MagicPita, has been unhappy with our sex life here recently. He told me that I have a MicroPenis, I mean I thought it wasn't an issue, but he seems to be displeased. Is there anything that I can do to make it bigger for sexy time?

Micropenis = 2.5 inches when erect. Does this apply to you? If not, then no micropenis for you. And size only matters to some. Some guys and girls are size queens, others are okay with a smaller member, as long as you give good head or whatever. And some people actually prefer smaller penises because apparently its good for anal. If you want to lengthen, the sure-fire way is to get suspensory ligament surgery. But that could lead to complications, like weird angles...your call. If you don't mind me asking, how does your partner seem displeased?

Size doesn't always matter. It is about getting the right angle and the right speed. Also make sure you aren't a selfish lover and make sure your partner gets a happy ending too ;) These tips are brought to you from personal experiences with varied sized man parts and the smallest one being the best lover. Edit- I am aware this is a joke thread by the way. I know J and the fact he is hung like a donkey ;) lol

This is a joke thread... All of these serious answers. You people should know better. The poor boy is shit out of luck. It's all doom and gloom because of his teenie weenie... Buuuuut.... No, size is not the issue. Those who say it is either have no experience or they've slept around enough to only think between their legs. Also, not everyone has the right angle and speed. Maybe you just need the right finger, tongue, butt plug, anal beads, magic wand, rabbit...etc The fun part is exploration. Think of it as an adventure, just don't get lost in the bush.

Oh! Haha, well...there ya go. I had the slightest feeling this was a joke post, but I wanted to err on the side of caution. Enjoy your donkey dick, J!

I have no experience on this subsject so I'll just see myself out. The doors this way to the left, was it?