Random thoughts...

Company cook outs are weird to me, you made millions and we get hot dogs and burgers, can't even get bbq chicken and other stuff? >.> But last month you got us chick fil a catering and dominos for lunch

We help ensure boss gets at least half their yearly income as a bonus and we get a good o'l fashioned "Atta boy!". Such is life.

Ninja turtles live in the sewer in New York instead of on top of a skyscraper. They saw what happened on 911 to the gargoyles. They get too many pizza lunches says veru assault turtle.

This popcorn has too much salt. someone yesterday asked why i dont use a microwave and i said i dont fucking lnow how to use one. if your lucky you get a spider as a jailmate. if your real lucky then you can find your soulmate. saying one liners was a hobby of mine in my 20's, it still kinda is. but i always get banned so i slowed down. im close to 40, im slow as a snail at everything. i need a few years break.

@yaasshat you know you can get rid of your Overdraft protection & apply for a $500-$1000 line of credit connected to the account to act as a buffer to prevent these things from happening?