Random thoughts...

That or you can think about the microscopic bugs that live in you eye lashes as they're procreatiing literally Infront of your eyes, absolutely no shame had.

I LITERALLY can't hear japanese citiy pop from the 80's without suffering and regretting i wasn't born at that age Then i remember the 90's recession and house bubble and everythings ok

I saw someone posted an Indian call girl add on MO in English with a blonde haired woman. Always a sign you're in the right market. Personally I find it amusing when they say, "Call me for an adventure!" Like are we going on some Indiana Jones crusade cause that would actually be cool. Forget the sex, I just want to travel and have fun! Imagine if more Red Light Districts started offering escorts that really did escort people, haha! "Over here you'll see a historical place. And right next to it is our gift shop that'll sell you overpriced T-shirts saying you were actually there!"

People do ghost tours and those cost money. So, before you start your business venture, I regret to inform you that's it's been done. You could just put a yellow exclamation mark above your head, stand on a corner and see what happens. Be the NPC you've always wanted to be!