Random thoughts...

How does one sweat ballz? I mean ballz can condensate, but the act of producing said ballz through thine pores is an interesting ability.

That or you can think about the microscopic bugs that live in you eye lashes as they're procreatiing literally Infront of your eyes, absolutely no shame had.

I LITERALLY can't hear japanese citiy pop from the 80's without suffering and regretting i wasn't born at that age Then i remember the 90's recession and house bubble and everythings ok

I saw someone posted an Indian call girl add on MO in English with a blonde haired woman. Always a sign you're in the right market. Personally I find it amusing when they say, "Call me for an adventure!" Like are we going on some Indiana Jones crusade cause that would actually be cool. Forget the sex, I just want to travel and have fun! Imagine if more Red Light Districts started offering escorts that really did escort people, haha! "Over here you'll see a historical place. And right next to it is our gift shop that'll sell you overpriced T-shirts saying you were actually there!"

People do ghost tours and those cost money. So, before you start your business venture, I regret to inform you that's it's been done. You could just put a yellow exclamation mark above your head, stand on a corner and see what happens. Be the NPC you've always wanted to be!