Random thoughts...

Instead of explaining why I have a permanent mini limp I'm just going to start telling these random ass people I got into a fist fight with both a bear and shark trying to break them up

Friend IRL: "You should cut off your mustache. You'll look better without it." Me: https://i.ani.me/0287/8357/memecat.png

The 5th season of Rick and Morty was actually pretty good. I had doubts since the 4th season was disappointing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTw5f3V4HZc

I first I though children will be cute to have, but now I’m just like I don’t even wanna get married. I’m good just cohabitation with someone. By not even living in the same house. I want my own house.

@bob_loblaw Solar Opposites is good if you haven't watched it yet. https://media.giphy.com/media/VIKOgwXoAFMBgjN8V1/giphy.gif

Gets water in your eye: oops Gets soap in your eye: ouch that stings eyelash: https://64.media.tumblr.com/4f48877a88798103c3aab10a5d15162e/f63e317d190fb436-e3/s540x810/a6300047f70cdb6073ca933fb8be51083deb9c0c.gifv

Having Aphantasia means people ask me a lot how do I think and stuff to which I have to reply "I don't know how do you think and how does it work?" Its a weird question to be asked on the spot

Friend: I have you under under my phone's contact list as "My Bitch" *giggles like a lil school girl* Me: https://i.ani.me/0322/6340/uh_huh.jpg

@a1ephy *procede a comportarse como una perra*