Random thoughts...

Yeah I’m with Rei I’ve never done Uber eats or anything like that cause I hate paying more than what I have to, I want to see the new mortal combat movie but I’m not willing to rent it for 6 bucks so I need to go to the store and buy it sometime.

The military adding short distance sprints to its fitness testing options is probably the best thing since sliced bread. Like seriously i hate the long distance run, when will you realistically need to run several miles within like the span of a couple minutes?

My fucking irl friend has a cat named Guts. Yus guts from Berserk. Fucking weeb mang. I told him to get a female cat and name her casca. If guts rapes casca, then rename Guts to Griffith LUL

I'm not sure what demon possessed me to buy this leftover $2 pork chop from my local gas station. Its skin harder than stone and is overcooked down to the bone! The only sustenance I can get is from licking the luke warm gravy... Oof!